Breaking News from the FDA
Anna and I took my sister's three boys to Chuck E. Cheese on Friday night. So the following story comes as no surprise to me.
New Birth Control Approved by FDA*
Could be most effective ever?
By Charles Edward Cheese/CEC Correspondent
The FDA announced on Monday that Chuck E. Cheese visitation has now been approved as an acceptable form of birth control. Federal Drug Adminstration spokesperson Toni Pasquale announced this decision after the agency found that 99.9% of all couples who visit a Chuck E. Cheese establishment put off having children for up to 5 years. "This is more of a psychological than physiological method" says Pasquale.
The CEC method is already available in many markets.
*This statement is in no way true.
posted by Dave @ Monday, August 01, 2005
3 comments
3 Comments:
LOL. Yea, as a dad of 3, I've had many trips to The rat's pizza joint. Notice that I didnt use and adjective like happy or great.
You have a very cool Blog BTW. I've got ya saved in my Fave's..
Chuckie Cheese is like a tittie-bar for 8 yr olds. Unfortunately, I've been to Chuckie Cheese's more often than to tittie-bars
Yup, that'll do her.
So will spending more than two hours with anyone else's children.
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