Hey I'm alive!!...uh oh

LONDON - Some people bring flowers, others bring balloons. When Melvyn Reed's three wives showed up to visit him at the hospital, they brought an unexpected curtain call to his years as a double bigamist.

British police confirmed that after Melvyn Reed woke from his triple bypass heart operation earlier this year, his complicated marital affairs took a turn for a worse. All three of his spouses had turned up at the same time, despite his efforts to stagger their visits.

Media reports say that, upon realizing that something was amiss, the wives held a meeting in the parking lot, and learned that they were all married to the same man.

"Have you three met? Jean this is Denise, Denise this is Jean...Lyndsey this is Jean and Denise, Denise and Jean this is Lynsdsey..."

A triple bypass heart operation....how sweet...one bypass for each insignificant other.

I have obtained a copy of one of Mr. Reed's business cards.