Dogs up, Cats down.

Here are a few reasons that I have come up with as to why dogs are superior to cats. Not being David Letterman...I will refrain from making this a top ten list.

1. I've never seen a blind person with a seeing eye cat.
2. When there is a bomb threat they never enter the building with a bomb sniffing cat.
3. How many handicapped kids do you know with an assist cat?
4. When someone escapes from prison they never hunt them down with a tabby.
5. If someone is smuggling weed in from Mexico...a cat could never find it in the luggage.
6. I have never seen a cat fetch...ever.
7. If you live in the ghetto and want to keep intruders away...you don't buy a cat.
8. If you go hunting and shoot a duck...a cat might rub up against your leg...but it won't retrieve the duck.
9. If you hooked a half dozen cats up to a sled and sent them off to Alaska you would die of starvation and/or hypothermia.

I rest my case. Woof.