I'm taking the dog to the Veg

My buddy Evan and I were driving to Birmingham VERY early yesterday morning and we passed a sign in a strip mall...the following conversation is real.

Evan: Vegetarian? What's that all about?
Me: (After looking at the sign) You mean Veterinarian?
Evan: I'm not awake yet.
Me: That would be where you would take your non-meat-eating pet when they got sick.