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Dear PETA,
Let me start off by saying that I feel like you guys are morons. I mean that with all due respect.
I am writing to make you aware that you have lost another battle in the war on carnivoracity. My lovely fiance, Anna, has recently found a wonderful deal on a gas grill and has purchased that for me. This is obviously bad news for your cause.
Good luck with whatever ridiculous stunt you have planned next.
Your friend,
Dave
posted by Dave @ Tuesday, June 27, 2006
3 comments
3 Comments:
let the PETA people smell one slice of bacon, then let them tell me what they eat that smells better.
Let them taste the bacon and then tell me what tastes better.
Then let them tell me what is the natural predator of the pig (walking bacon)...when they say none...then I can explain how I'm completing the circle of life (you may start singing the song now Elton.....)
Oh and I like my steak well done, with the little burnty edges...yes yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Dave,
Your attitude toward the friendly folks at PETA is shocking. Clearly you have not seen Pamela Anderson's latest PETA stunt. If you want to stay engaged and in God's good graces you probably shouldn't anyway. On second thought, eat up and thumb your nose to PETA and Pamela.
But what about that time Anna was stuck behind the chicken truck?
LMAO.
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