Redneck Avenue?

Last night about 11:15pm I was working on my computer and I heard 5 gun shots in a row. Now considering it was multiple shots...I decided to call the police. I called through the main number because I don't want to be one of those people who ties up the 911 switchboard with non-emergency stuff. I get the dispatcher and I tell her that I just heard 5 gun shots north of me and she says very casual like..."Yeah...we've gotten several calls tonight about that." So I must live in a redneck town if a evening full of multiple gunshots are ho-hum. Where is Rosco P. Coltrane and Uncle Jesse when you need 'em?